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Quotes:

o     Quote the Missy, Meow!                            

~Maria

o     ~Woovly~

~Maria

o     Fuffy!!!

~Maria

o     Pants without pockets?  I never heard of such a contraption.

~Maria

o     Sex is fine! (hyperactive voice)

~Maria

o     Don’t hurt my Johnny!

~Maria

o     The mighty Kevin is cursed!

~Maria or Missy (true owner is unknown)

o     Adaba!!!                                                       

~Missy

o     Screw popularity!                                      

~Missy

o     Kinky!!! (You decide the tone)

~Missy

o     Abe Lincoln read by candle light, we read by cell phone light.

~Missy

o     If I were using a half naked Kevin as a pillow and someone dared me to bite his nipple, I would.

~Missy

o     I want something to drink, but I can’t have what I want to drink.

~Missy

o     I just realized I’m me, I don’t care!

~Missy

o     Lauren, you have a really small vacuum.

~Missy

o     Hey look, my arm’s on fire…cool!         

~Kevin

o     Woof…

~Kevin

o     I have a tennis ball.

~Kevin

o     Me and Kevin can do stuff in the dark.

~Lauren

o     You know, it’s not nice to make people horny when their sick.

~Lauren

o     I didn’t do it, you can’t prove it, nobody saw me, and the sheep are lying.

~Kyle

o     I’m  not nice, even when I’m  nice I’m  not nice.

~Kyle’s Motto

o     Here’s your interactive training CD.  And there’s the rest of your interactive training CD.

~Kyle

o     Ah!  So that’s why cheeseburgers taste like Plato now.

~Brenden

o     Meddle not in the affair of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

~Rob (quoted from many others)

o     I’m not ignoring you, I’m just adverting my attention to something else.

~Rob

o     (After watching CSI)

~ YOU KISSED THE SUSPECT!!!

~Hey, you got your DNA sample.

~But…but…YOU KISSED THE SUSPECT!!!

~Would you rather get the DNA sample from some place else?

                                                                                                                             ~Rob

o     He dated her.  He actually has the privilege of being called “ex.”

~Justin

o     We’re the bread between the sausage and eggs.

~Random Choir Boy

o     My grass is dying.

~Leonel

o     365 women and he looks at the man!

~Daddy

o     NOTE: This passage is not mine, I repeat it is NOT MINE!!!

Now, now don’t make the muses eat you.  Go back and read the warning.

                                                                   ~From a webpage do not remember where

o     Goin’ once, goin’ twice, go live in a shack.

~MC Guy (Room Lottery)

o     *Hands the guy Bath and Body Works products*  Better you than me.

~MC Guy (Room Lottery)


Anon:        *Note all are slightly altered*

·       I’m talking with him and he starts doing it.

~Anonymous

·       No…I’m gonna grab it just for the sheer joy of it.

~Anonymous

·       Be nice you guys, it’s his first time.

~Anonymous

·       Now who will I share my bed with?

~Anonymous

·       Would you stop playing with me?!?!  I’m not a toy!!!

~Anonymous


Code Words:

Ø   I’m a genie in a bottle, somebody rub my lamp.

~Missy

Ø   So Kevin, do you want the cat to lick your computer?

~Missy


“Double Meanings”:

§       It’s not my fault if it falls down.

~Maria

§       What are you trying to do?  Beat each other at blowing?

~Maria

§       Just lookin’ at this makes me want to touch it.

~Maria

§       No, don’t kill him!  I need him for the rest of the night.

~Maria

§       Take it off!

~Maria

§       No, don’t take it off!

~Maria

§       You got longer.

~Maria

§       Whoo!  That’s my butt!  Hey, you got me wet!

~Maria

§       What’s that?  That’s hard.

~Maria

§       You’re my doing.

~Maria

§       You’re a meat eater aren’t you?  *other person nods* Yeah…only way to go.

~Maria

§       It wasn’t suppose to be there but it looks like I rubbed it to much.

~Maria

§       I’m using Kyle’s thing and I’m in Rob’s bed.

~Maria

§       Where are we gonna do it?

~Maria

§       I can’t help you if you don’t pull it up.

~Maria

§       Hey Kevin, give me at least one leg?

~Maria

§       I’m not getting on top!

~Maria

§       Uh…uh…erg…no, get in there!

~Maria

§       That’s too short.

~Maria

§       We had to restock his pants.

~Maria

§       I know who I’m under!

~Missy

§       I’d love to hear the noises he’d make in bed.

~Missy

§       Hey Kevin!  How short is the short bus?

~Missy

§       Who’s licking what?

~Missy

§       If you use both hands it might work better.

~Missy

§       I’m not going to lie down with you until you get pants on!

~Kevin

§       I do it better the other way.

~Kevin

§       Congratulations Lauren, you’ve managed to take off my pants.

~Kevin

§       So if I move here it’ll be three on three.  *pause* Or I move, you show me what you’re going to do, I’ll attack, but I’ll still get to see what you do.

~Kevin (talking to Alex)

§       That looks interesting…                                   

~Kevin & Company  

§       I’d help you but my hands are busy.

~Johnny

§       I want something to crack my back and stretch me out.

~Johnny

§       I want me, give me back!

~Jeff

§       Is it in the same position?

~Jeff

§       You wanna lick it?

~Leonel

§       What do you think she did?  She bit the other one!

~Kyle

§       I’m on top no matter what you say.

~Rob (speaking to a guy)

§       I hit it and nothing happened.

~More Than Three


Loose Discussions:

v  My boobs are falling down.

~Maria

Yeah!  Wait…what!!!

~Jeff

v  Use your own ball.

~Lauren

But it gets boring playing with your own.

~Kevin

v  You girls had fun in Ohio.

~Kevin

    *Girls just giggle* (Maria and Missy)

    Hey Jeff, notice they didn’t deny it.

                                                                   ~Kevin

    Yeah...

                   ~Jeff

v  Better than [playing with] pant leg.

~Missy

              Or what’s under it.

                                      ~Jeff

v  Your bed is a death trap.

~Missy

              Only if you don’t know how to use it right.

                                                                             ~Maria

v  Kevin, what did you do?

~Maria

              His face.

                             ~Kevin

v  Hey, let me in.

~Jeff

              Hang on.

                             ~Kevin

v  Missy, get their attention!

~Maria

              Okay boys, I’m taking my shirt off now.

                                                                             ~Missy

              Kevin and Jeff say, “I heard ‘shirt off?’”

v  You got anything smaller?

~Jeff

              Why do you over compensate?

                                                          ~Kevin

              Does that mean no?

                                      ~Jeff


Famous Nick-Names:

Kitty                             Kepo                             Latina Gold Finch

Tiger                            Pyro                              Finch

Wiccan                        Wolf                             Fluffy

Catwoman                   Werewolf                    Rusty

Witch                          Muse Boy                     Caboose

Warning!!! *all are hazardous when unsupervised*